Right, its time for my revisit of my Superman III review since I've already done the revisits for Superman I and II and we will see how it still stacks some 38 years on from its release.
So, with the usual expansion on the sections and stuff to be ahead, let's take another look at this one...
And the usual warning is coming...
PLOT SPOILERS WILL BE AHEAD!!!
STORY
So, the film starts with Gus Gorman (Richard Pryor) who
is unemployed and down on his luck when the social security cut off his
money after 36 months of unemployment. However he soon finds out he has a knack for computers, as he
takes a job with the firm
Webscoe and manages to embezzle $85,000 in half cents from the
organisation. After Gus unintentionally draws attention to himself by
buying a fancy sports car with his money, the CEO Ross Webster (Robert
Vaughan) brings him up and decides to use his talents for hacking for
his own ends.
Meanwhile Clark Kent (Reeve) get's
permission from Perry White (Jackie Cooper) to do a story on his
hometown school reunion in Smallville. Enroute to Smallville however,
Clark and Jimmy's bus is stopped by the police due to a series of fires
at a nearby chemical plant but Jimmy and Clark sneak off the bus. Jimmy
runs off to take pictures at the plant whereas Clark changes into
Superman and he helps put out the fires by freezing a nearby lake and
dropping it over the plant itself. Jimmy while taking pictures however
get's injured at the plant but he is soon rescued by Superman.
After this Clark returns to Smallville and rekindles his
friendship with his childhood friend Lana Lang (Annette O'Toole,
lovely). Lana is now single and a divorcee with a young son Ricky (Paul Kaethler)
however she is still pestered by her ex-boyfriend from high school, Brad
Wilson (Gavin O'Herlihy).
Meanwhile Gus, is being manipulated by Webster into doing his dirty work as he makes him hack into one of
Webscoe's small computer offices (coincidentally also in Smallville) where
he contacts the Vulcan satelitte, which controls the weather, and makes
it create a torando to destroy Colombia's coffee crop, as a result of
the country refusing to do business with Webster. However Superman
intervenes and stops the tornado and dries up the crops, which incenses
Webster.
So, after that, Webster now decides to try and get rid of Superman with Webster's busty blonde
nutrionist Lorelei (Pamela Stephenson) tells Webster that kryptonite
is the only thing that can hurt Superman. Wesbter then gets Gus to use the
Vulcan satelitte to track the whereabouts of Krypton's former location
in hopes to find a chunk of Kryptonite. The computer scans show up an
unknown element in the kryptonite, which Gus substitutes as tar (taken
from the content of his cigarette packet).
Superman on Ricky's
birthday turns up, and the event is turned into a parade, where Gus and
Webster's sister Vera (Annie Ross) drive up, dressed in an army
uniforms,
Gus gives a speech to the audience and hands Superman the chunk of
synthetic kryptonite, which was made up from the elements scanned by the
Vulcan satelitte. However the kryptonite appears to have no effect on
him, at first that is, but soon after, the kryptonite starts to make
Superman behave strangely, as he becomes moody, apathetic, and commits
some petty acts of vandalism, such as straightening the learning tower
of Pisa and blowing out an olympic runner's torch just at the crucial
moment of lighting the olympic flame.
Webster also takes advantage of
Superman's immoral behaviour as he get Lorelei to lure Superman into
helping
them with their oil scam, as they get all the oil tankers to go to a
certain destination, except one, which Superman flies to and punctures
the hull, to bleed the oil out into the sea. This also causes chaos in
Metropolis as the oil pumps stop pumping after Gus hacks the computer
systems controlling them.
Meanwhile Superman's mood worsens, as his sinks into
depression, which culiminates with him sitting in a bar getting drunk,
smashes bottles of alcohol, simply by flicking peanuts at them. With
Lana and Ricky arriving in Metropolis, they witness the drunken Superman
walk out of the bar, growling at the spectators, he flies off, while
Ricky calls out after him, with his words echoing in his head,
Superman's torment reaches its limit, as he flies into a junkyard and let's out an anguished scream.
In
the junkyard Superman persona splits into two, as Clark Kent emerges
from himself, as the two of them fight it out for their right to live,
and after repeated attempts to kill off Clark, the bad Superman puts
Clark in a grinder, but Clark bursts out of it and strangles the bad Superman,
who vanishes. At this point Clark opens his shirt, revealing his
Superman suit, as he flies off and repairs the damage he did to the tanker and
goes off to find Webster.
Meanwhile this has been going on, Gus has ideas to
build a supercomputer, which he has written out blueprints for and the
computer is essentially an invincible machine that can counter attack
and find their weaknesses and wipe out them out. Intruiged by the
possibilities of what the
computer can do for him, Webster agrees to have the computer built. The
supercomputer once fully built, is ready in time for Superman arriving
as the man of steel must try and find a way to defeat Webster and his
formidable machine....
THOUGHTS
Despite the mixed
reviews that Superman III got at the time, it has to be said there is
still much to enjoy in it despite its overly comedic tones. And one of
the things that really works in the
film is Clark's development as a character, as he no longer is as
bumbling and awkward as he was before and now he is more confident and
self assured. And Clark's scenes with Lana are also nicely played,
especially
the way they keep talking at cross purposes. The idea of Superman
turning evil is also a good one and his fight with himself in the
junkyard is one of the film's highlights. And even though Gus Gorman
wasn't well received as a character given I think his own story of going
from rags to riches and eventually back to rags again makes for an
amusing plot development in itself.
PERFORMANCES AND NOTABLE SCENES (Warning: may contain spoilers!!)
As for the performances well things are pretty good overall here as the cast do pretty well with their respective roles.
And to kick off Christopher Reeve once again is great as Superman
and his bumbling alter-ego Clark Kent. Reeve has quite a few
highlights in the film that include the scene where Superman arrives at
the chemical plant to help out put out a series of fires there. And in
the scene Superman flies off to a lake and freezes it, lifting up the
entire frozen lake he flies over the plant and drops it and it melts and
turns it a big wave of rain that puts out of the fires.
Then there is the scene where Clark is with Lana and her son, Ricky, at a
bowling alley but Rick is terrible at bowling and Lana's ex, Brad turns
up to try and help the boy bowl properly but Clark interrupts. And in
the scene Clark says to Brad "I just don't think Ricky needs a bowling
lesson infront of the other kids" and he sets Ricky up in position to
bowl and he says "OK, Ricky, there you go, now give it your best shot".
However as Clark walks back to sit down, he trips into a cigarette ash
stand and the ash from the stand causes Clark to sneeze just as Ricky
bowls and the ball speeds along at a super fast rate and it destroys the
bowling pins, leaving Ricky and everyone else amazed. And Lana amazed
says "Gesundheit!" and Clark says akwardly "Thank you".
Another good scene is when after Superman is given the synthesized
Kryptonite, he is at Lana's home and he starts to feel the effects of it
and begins to behave strangely. And in the scene Lana tells Superman
there is an accident on a bridge and can he help but instead of Supe
going to help he simply says to Lana "Well, there's no rush. Don't
worry I always get there on time. Come on, let's relax a little". And
they both sit down with Lana looking very awkward as Superman stares at
her saying "You know its unusual to find a pretty girl like you all by
yourself". And Lana feeling very uncomfortable says "Look, shouldn't
you be doing something about that bridge?" and Superman unaware says
"What bridge?" but then he takes a moment and realises what she means
and he get's up "You're right. I have to get going".
Then comes the scene where the now evil Superman flies to the Statue of
Liberty where Lorelei is sitting on the top of it in a fake plea for
help but is there to lure and seduce him. And he says to Lorelei "Well I
hope you don't expect me to save you because I don't do that anymore!"
and Lorelei says "Oh, I'm long past saving!". And Lorelei looks up at
Superman and says "Well don't let me keep you from anything" and
Superman says "I'm not in a rush. What did you have in mind?" and she
says "Lots of things!" and Superman grabs her by the arm and picks her
up saying "Oh yeah?". And Lorelei says "If you just do me one little
favour first!" and Supe says "What's that?" and she tells him "Well.
See, there's this little boat, and its not going where it's supposed to
go and....".
And then there is one of the film's main highlights, the confrontation
in the junkyard between the evil Superman and Clark Kent. And the scene
has some good moments that include the evil Superman goading Clark into
fighting him and Clark says "I can give as good as I get!" so the evil
Superman angrily yells "Well!! Come on!! Come on!!" as Clark charges
at him and pushes him into a bath of acid, but the evil Supe simply
emerges from it unscathed and blows some acid onto Clark's jacket,
runing it. And then there is the moment where the evil Superman grabs
Clark as they stand near the top of a crumble car heap and evil Supe
says "You always wanted to fly, Kent, now's your chance!" and he throws
him off the heap down below.
Another good moment in the film comes when after Superman turns good
again he flies off to confront Webster at the Grand Canyon, who uses the
supercomputer to lunch some aerial missile assaults at him, which
Superman survives and then he heads inside a cave where Webster is. And
in the Superman says to Webster "Alright, Webster, the game's over!"
and Webster says to him "Never underestimate the power of computers!
What do you think?". And Superman says "I think its typical of people
like you, Webster! All the four of you wan't to do is help yourselves!"
and Gus who is there awkwardly says "Four... of us? Hey, man! I'm not
with them, Superman!" and Superman says "You could have fooled me,
Mister!" and walks toward them only for Vera to launch a couple of the
computer's attacks at him.
Then there is the scene where Superman having defeated Webster and
his computer, flies with Gus back to Metropolis. And Gus says to him
of the computer "I'm not gonna argue with you! A man that can tricky my
machine can do anything! How did you beat my defenses?!" and Superman
says "Well your defences were pretty good as long as the machine didn't
know it was in trouble. All I did was go in there with a plain old can
of acid and it didn't know when that stuff hots it'll eat through
anything". And as they fly on Superman quips to Gus "I guess it died of
acid indigestion!" and Gus groans at Supe's corny joke and Gus asks
what of Webster and his two ladies and Superman says "Well they'll have
to deal with the police now, its not your problem anymore". And Gus
nervously asks "Are we in Metropolis yet?" and Superman says "Nope,
we're just gonna make a quick stop right over there!" and they land in a
coal mine where Superman finds a diamond for Lana.
And last off all when Superman lands at the coal mine with Gus, he looks a lump coal that might conceal a diamond and crushes it open and fines one and says to himself "Just right". So, Superman goes back to Gus and asks him "You ready, Gus?" and Gus says "No, I think I'm gonna take the bus from here". So, Superman says "Well, you suit yourself?" and he then asks one of the coal mine workers "Hey, does your boss have a computer in this operation?" and one of the workers says "Yeah, a little bitty one" and Superman says "Well, you tell your boss, he could do alot worse than to give Gus Gorman here a job". And Gus looks touched by Superman's kindness and says "Why, thank you, Supe!" and shakes his hand and Superman says "I'll see you around" and he flies off.
Moving onto Richard Pryor who
plays the neurotic Gus Gorman and his casting was criticised at the
time and to this day many people think that Pryor was horrible miscast
in the film. However I think Pryor wasn't given anywhere near enough
credit for his performance as Gus Gorman and he plays the part with some
nice comic neurosis and bumbling awkwardness.
Pryor has some good scenes and as a few examples for starters there is
the film's first scene where he get's his unemployment benefits cut off
because of his frequent unsuccessful attempts to hold down a job. And
the clerk (played by Nancy Roberts) Gus talks to at the labour exchange
says to him "Mr Gorman, the city of Metropolis is generous to a fault"
and Gus says "I'm not the fault!". And the clerks says to him "You know
what you are, Mr Gorman?" and Gus says "Don't call me a bum! I'm not a
bum!" and she says to him "I was going to say...you are no longer
eligible!".
Then there is the scene where when Gus has just started his job with
Webscoe he talks with one of the employees about how the computers when
they divide up the wages for employees that there are half cents just
floating out there, which gives Gus the idea to embezzle the company's
half cents. And as the two of them go to get their lunch, the employee
asks Gus "How many sugars do you want, Gus?" and Gus says "One and a
half!".
Another good scene is when Gus is orderd to go and see Webster after he
pulls the embezzlement stunt and gives himself away by buying a fancy
sports car. And Gus says to Webster "I don't want to go to jail because
there are robbers and rapists and rapists who rape robbers!". And in the
scene Webster reassures Gus he won't having him put in jail and instead
wants him to use his hacking skills for his own ends. And in the scene
Webster introduces his sister, Vera but he first says to Gus "Gus, have
you ever heard of Vulcan" and Gus says to Vera "Hi, Miss Vulcan!".
Another noteworthy scene comes when Gus arrives at one of Webscoe's
computer offices in Smallville and we see Brad is a security guard there
and Gus turns up wearing a ridiculous cowboy type suit (complete with
an oversized cowboy hat!) and he opens a case filled with drinks and the
two of them get drunk together until Brad passes out. And in the scene
Gus goes to use the office computer but it requires two security cards
to be slotted in by two people to activate it and Gus, very drunk, looks
at a sign which Gus reads "Both keys at the same time?!". And he
stands up and says drunkenly to the computer "You think you've won,
don't you?! The Philly flash!" and he goes off to get unconscious Brad
and sits him down and ties string around his hand and puts the key in
his hand and pulls the string at the same time and they slot both keys
in. And Gus then sits down ready to hack and says to himself "Now we'll
see what we'll see!".
Then later there is the scene when Gus and Vera turn up at Superman's
welcome parade in Smallville and they are both dressed in military
uniforms. And Gus addresses the crowd using a loud drill sergeant type
voice and he says to them "Now we all know last week half of this great
nation of ours almost bit the bullet, if it wasn't for this man right
here!" and he points to Superman and the crowd applaud. And Gus says
"And all I can say is thank the lord for Superman!" and he continues
after moe applause "Superman, you saved our bacon and I want to show our
gratitude". And he takes out the synthetic piece of kryptonite and
hands it Supe saying "This is a token of our appreciation for you saving
us from a chemical plant disaster!".
And another good scene comes when Webster presents his plan to Gus for
him to hack the computers so he can carry out his scheme to control all
the oil but Gus starts to make some demands of his own. And Gus says to
Webster "You know you get your way all the time and its not right! I
wanna know when I get a taste". And Webster says to him "Well you've
already had a taste of freedom, unless you prefer jail?" and Gus asserts
himself saying "No you can't run that jail number on me anymore, cos
you know I'm more use to you out here doing things for you then being in
jail doing nothing for nobody!". And Webster asks him "What do you
want?" and Gus takes some rough drawings out of his pockets and he says
to Webster "There are plans, blueprints!" and Webster says "For what?"
and Lorelei looking at the prints says "A computer". And Webster says
"We already have computers" and Gus says "No, not like this. There
isn't a computer like this anywhere. You see we have to build it!".
And Webster intrigued by the idea says to Gus "Tell me" and Gus says
"Well first of all, anyone that attacks this machine or anything, the
computer counter-attacks it, I mean it finds their weaknesses and wipes
them out!".
Then there is the scene when Gus finally arrives at the cave where his
supercomputer is and he looks at it, amazed and he says "Baby! Its
daddy!" and he goes up to join them. But when Superman arrives and Vera
uses the computer to try and kill him with a kryptonite ray, Gus has a
change of heart and says "Superman! No!" and he goes off to pull the
screw out to deactivate it. And when he does, Webster goes after him
and Gus says triumphantly as he has switched it off "I GOT IT!!" and
Webster angrily says "Give me that screw!" and Gus says "THIS screw?!"
and Webster says "THAT screw!" and Gus says "Never!" and puts it in his
mouth. And the two of them struggle but Gus manages to punch Webster
but he ends up swallowing the screw himself but it is shortlived as the
computer turns on again and feeds off the powerline across the country
to keep itself going. And Gus says "Its feeding itself. It wants to
live!".
And lastly there is the scene near the end where Superman drops off Gus
at a coal mine but he offers him to go to Metropolis but Gus, terrified
of flying says "No I think I'll walk from here". And Superman asks a
couple of mine workers if their boss has a computer and one of them says
he has a little one and Superman then says "Well you tell him he could
do alot worse than to give Gus Gorman here a job". And Gus looks
touched and says "Why, thank you, Supe" and Superman says "Take care"
and flies off leaving Gus amazed and impessed at Superman's generosity
and he says "Take it easy, man!".
So, one of the coal miners ask Gus "Well you have pretty good references if you want that job" and Gus takes a moment but turns it down and says "Nah, this isn't for me". So, one of the coal miners asks "So, you really flew with him?" and Gus says "Yeah. Haven't you seen Superman before?" and the miner says "No". So, Gus brags "You don't know about me and him? Superman?!" and he opens shirt as if he had a Superman outfit underneath but it jsut reveals he is wearing a vest, leaving Gus looking embarrassed. So, he says sheepishly "Yeah me and Superman..." and he mimics flying and says "Well, usually..." and then asks "Is there a bus stop nearby?" and one of the miners says "Yeah, there's maybe 9 or 10 miles that way" and Gus, taken aback asks "9 or 10 miles?!" and the miners nod. So, Gus says "OK! I'll walk. I think I'll walk!" and he walks off.
Robert Vaughan is also great in his role as the main villain,
Ross Webster, the CEO of Webscoe who is out to destroy Superman so he
can carry on his nefarious plans.
Vaughan has some good scenes aswell that include his first scene where
Webster talks to one of his employees, Simpson, and he tells him "My
friend, you are yesterday. Whomever pulled off this caper, is
tomorrow!". And then Webster says "No he won't slip up at all. He'll just go on
quietly taking the bread from our mouths and he'll keep a low profile and won't
do a thing to call attention to himself.
Unless he is a complete and utter moron!". And then we hear loud screeching from outside and Webster
looks down below from his office window and we see Gus pull up in a
Red Ferrari sports car.
Then there is the scene when Webster has Gus brought up to him and
Webster smiles slyly at him saying "You've been a little bit naughty,
haven't you?". And Gus tries to bluff him but Webster let's him off the
hook saying "Oh don't worry, how is it you say these days "dig where
your comin' from, brother!". And then Webster tells Gus his plan to
teach Colombia a lesson for not dealing with him regarding the coffee
supplies. And Webster says to Gus "You see there is one country that
refuses to play ball and you know how that can bug a guy!" and Gus asks
"What country?" and Webster expression darkens and he says with contempt
"Colombia!". And Webster says "Oh, I have tried reasoning with them,
believe me I've tried. But this one miserable PISS-ANT little country
has the gall to think they can dictate the economy of the open
market!". And when Webster introduces Gus to Vera he tells him about
the Vulcan satelitte and how it can "create" weather and Gus says "How
can it do that?" and Webster says "Like everything else in the 20th
century, Gus, you push buttons!".
Another good scene is just after Gus hacks into the Vulcan satelitte and
makes it create a tornado over Colombia and Webster up on the roof of
his apartment building, which has a large ski slope attached, laughs his
head off watching the news of Colombia. And he says "Turn it off! If I
laugh any harder I'll split my sides!" and he skis down the slope and
says "Poor little Colombia!". But then Gus not long after comes in and
tells Webster, Vera and Lorelei that Superman saved Colombia and Gus
says "Superman was bad!" and Webster angrily says "I'd say he was" and
he angrily looks down, sitting in his deckchair "No! No! NO!" and he
angrily hits the rests of the chair and it collapses on him. And
Webester get's up and says "He ruined it! The lousy do-gooder ruined
it! I've got to get rid of him!".
And when they start talking about how Superman can be hurt and about
Kryptonite, Webster says "You know what happens when a planet explodes?
Derbis! Pieces floating in space. So all we need to do is find out
where in heaven Krypton used to be and get good ol Gus to contact the
Vulcan satelitte!". And as Gus says to Webster "I don't think I'm
making enough money for this gig!" Webster wearily says to Gus "Gus, if
there's one thing I can't stand, that's greed!".
Then there is the scene when Gus calls Webster to let him know that the
synthetic piece of kryptonite failed to kill Superman. And Gus
nervously says to him on the phone "Well there was an unknown element in
the kryptonite and Superman didn't die". And Webster says disgusted "I
ask you to kill Superman and you can't even do that one simple thing!"
and he drops the phone, leaving Gus on the other end hanging.
And lastly there is the scene where Superman shows up to stop Webster
using the supercomputer and Vera switches on a ray that emits a beam of
kryptonite, which devastates Superman, weakning him. And Gus looks on
in horror saying "That's Kryptonite!" and Webster says to him "You're a
genius! You've invented a machine that can find anybody's weak spot!
Congratulations, old buddy. You'll go down in history as the man who
killed Superman!".
Annette O'Tool also does very well in her role as Lana Lang,
Clark's love interest in the film but she also has her ex-boyfriend,
Brad as a rival for her affections too.
Annette too has some good moments that include the scene where Lana
cleans up the leftovers at the school reunion party and Clark helps her
out. And Lana says to Clark "Thanks for helping me out. You'd be
surprised how many offers I didn't get!" and she continues saying "Its
just I feel like I can talk to you". And Clark who is far away from her
says "What?" and Lana yells out louder "I feel like I can talk to
you!". And at the end of the scene Lana looks at an old high school
photo of Clark on the wall and she says to herself "You know years later
you can look at someone and say "well that's the one that got away".
Then there is the scene where Lana and Clark go out for a picnic in a
field with her son, Ricky, and Clark starts taking tubs of food out for
the picnic and Clark opens one of them thinking it is pate but Lana then
says "Oh no, Clark, that's Buster's dog food!" and Clark takes a beat
but continues to eat it saying "That's good! When does the dog eat?!".
And as the scene continues the two of the comfortably talk with one
another and as Lana appears to move closer to Clark she says "Clark, may
I tell you something..." and Clark nods but then Lana looks over his
shoulder and notices something and she says "My oil pain is leaking!".
And lastly there is the scene when Brad keeps pestering Lana and he
calls her up looking to rekindle their former relationship but she is
not interested. And Lana says wearily on the phone to Brad "Brad,
please stop calling me!" and Brad says "You better start appreciating
old Brad! What else have you got in Smallville!" and Lana then hangs up
angrily and says to herself "What else have I got in
Smallville?!". And as Ricky is trying to do his homework and he shows
to Lana, who is pre-occupied with her thoughts and Ricky says "Mum, I
think I've got the answer" and Lana resolutely says to herself "So have
I" and she calls to book a flight to Metropolis.
Annie Ross also does well her in role as Vera, Webster's
obnoxious and bossy sister and she has some good comical moments in her
performance of which I'll only mention a few.
And to start off there is Ross's first scene when Vera walks angrily
into the room when Webster meets with Simpson over the embezzlement of
Webscoe's money. And Vera walks in demanding who embezzled the money
"By WHOM?! That's what I want to know! WHOM??!!". And Webster then
says "Vera, get ahold of yourself!" and to himself he says "Nobody else
ever will". And then during the scene Lorelei, Webster's nutrionist
turns up for an appointment with Webster and she argues with Vera who
says "Pay attention people, I'm about to take a human life!" as she
lunges at Loerlei.
Another good one is when Webster unveils his plan to control the oil to
Gus and Vera readies herself to give a presentation of the plan to Gus.
And Vera starts by saying "Every pump in America is run by....." and
Gus interrupts excitedly "Computers I know!" prompting Vera to explode
"WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING?!!!" and she then calmly continues "you will
order the pumps to stop pumping".
And lastly there is the scene when Webster, Vera and Lorelei arrive at
the cave where the supercomputer is and they go inside it and climb the
stairs to the computer control console. And Vera starts to take control
and arrogantly says "I know enough about computer to put a PHD to
shame! Come now, dear brother, you didn't think I was going to let that
little man run the show now, did you?!". Vera then says to Webster
"Bubba, engage those levers on your right to activate the alpha circuits
and lock the modular grid" and she turn to Lorelei "YOU! Activate
circuits 29 through W7 and start full-power coordinates on exterior
defensive systems!". And Lorelei then bursts Vera's bubble and says to
Webster "In otherwords push this red button" and she winks at Webster
leaving Vera amazed "How did you know that?".
Pamela Stevenson even though her character is a bit annoying also
does well with her role as the sexy and busty blonde bombshell, Lorelei
who is part of Webster's dastardly schemes. Lorelei pretends to be
just a ditsy blonde however she really is quite intellectual and she
likes to just conceal it from the others, which is also a source of some
amusment in the film.
Stevenson has some good moments that include her first scene where
Lorelei enters Webster's office to give him a massage but she ends up
arguing with Vera. And Lorelei says to Vera "Why don't you try holding
your breath and maybe you'll turn blue! Improvement!". And as they
continue to squabble at each other, Webster says "Mouths closed...eyes
open!" and Lorelei says "She's a big pig!".
Then there is the scene where Superman has just foiled Webster's scheme
with the crops in Colombia and Lorelei tells him Kryptonite is what can
kill Superman. And Lorelei says "Kryptonite!" and Webster, Vera and Gus
all look at her and Lorelei then feigns her ditziness again and says
"Kryptonham....or Kryptonheimer....I forget what its called but its the
stuff that can hurt Superman". And Vera cynically says "How would you?"
and Lorelei says "Oh, I know a few things!" and Vera says "So I
understand from the graffiti I've seen!".
And later on there is the scene where Webster launches his missiles at
Superman when he is behind the control console of the supercomputer.
And as Webster grabs the controls for the missiles, Lorelei says "Don't
tense up now, honey!" but as Superman tries to evade the missiles,
Lorelei looks on concerned at the video screen and says "Come on,
Superman!" and Webster glares at her and she then nervously says "Emm,
let him have it, Ross!".
And last of all is the scene where the supercomputer becomes self aware
and Lorelei finally drops her ditzy act to Vera and shows her
intelligence by looking up at the computer saying "Oh I get it, the
coaxial energy shaft is engaging the source grid factor! We're through,
frogface! I'm splitting!".
And last few I will mention are Gavin O'Heilhry who is good as Brad Wilson once a former high school jock and sports star but
now a drunk who stalks Lana to try and get back into her life.
Gav has some good scene aswell but I won't mention too many of them as
this post is already long enough as it is!
But instead I will mention
his last scene which is fun when Brad tracks Lana down to Metropolis and
he walks into her hotel room to find Clark on his knee having just
given Lana a new diamond ring and Brad reads into the scene, furious.
And he says angrily "Son of a bitch! Kent, I hate you! I've always
hated you! You know why? Because your nice! And nice guys finish
last!" and he aims to hit Clark but misses and he then lunges at him but
Clark ducks and as Brad runs at him he jumps onto foldable bed, which
Clark lifts up, sending Brad flying onto a trolley cart, which rolls
into a lift.
Marc McClure is also good again as he reprises his role as Jimmy
Olsen, the Daily Planet photographer and he has a slightly bigger part
than usual as Jimmy travels to Smallville with Clark but they stop off
at a chemical plant where several fires have broken out.
And in that scene Jimmy sneaks off the bus taking them to Smallville,
which is stopped by the police and Clark goes along with him. And Jimmy
says to Clark "You know what the chief says, a photographer always goes
after a good story" but Clark warns him "that could be dangerous,
Jimmy" and Jimmy smiles saying "Goes with the territory, Mr Kent!" and
he gives him the thumbs up and he runs off to get some pics.
And second to last is Jackie Cooper also reprises his role very
well as the editor of the Daily Planet, Perry White and he has an
amusing scene where a woman, Miss Henderson walks with a tumble drum to
do a bingo raffle and he also complains to Jimmy about how he took some boring pictures at Webster's banquet.
So, in the scene, Perry says to Jimmy "I don't understand you Olsen. A boring banquet and you bring me three thousand boring pictures. Yet Superman saves a man from drowning on 3rd Avenue this morning while you stand there watching the whole thing and you don't even bring me one picture!". So, Jimmy says "I didn't have my camera with me" and Perry lectures Jimmy and says "A photographer EATS with his camera, a photographer SLEEPS with his camera!" and Jimmy mouths along with the words.
And last of all is Margot Kidder who only appears briefly in the
film as Lois Lane as she goes off on holiday at the start. And as Clark
asks Lois if she is going away, Lois says to him "Oh well, Clark, some
of us get to go all the way to Smallville. And some of us just have to
settle for...." and she holds up a tiny bikini and she says "Bermuda!".
And later on at the end of the film, Lois comes back with a hefty tan
and also with a top story from her antics there. And White says to her
"Lois, I've got to hand it to you, you're amazing! I mean you turn a
three week tropical vacation into a front page story that's going to
blow the lid off the corruption in the Carribean!". And Lois says to
White "You know, I just knew I was onto something when that taxi driver
kidnapped me!".
DIRECTOR AND MUSIC
So FINALLY moving onto the director, Richard Lester,
who had already previously directed Superman II (well partly anyway)
and here he does a pretty good job although he is guilty adding a
liberal dose of slapstick to the film. And in this respect it does kind
of harm the film's credibility at times given that there are some truly
stupid moments in the film but I will get to them more in the flaws
section of the review.
But for the most part Lester does well with the
film and he keeps the pacing pretty tight and it rarely lags and the
film itself rarely boring thanks to him keeping the tone light. And
Lester does add some pretty good action scenes aswell particularly
Webster's missile attack on Superman and the evil Supe's confrontation
in the junkyard with Clark Kent.
As for the music, Ken Thorne once again provides the score, and he again
incorporates some of John Williams original themes but this time around
the score features more original work of his own. And the score itself
is actually quite good and it has some good tracks in it especially the
music used in the scene where Superman is attacked by the
supercomputer's missiles aswell as the music during the evil Supeman and
Clark Kent's junkyard confrontation. It does however lack the quality
and calibre of John Williams music to the original film and there are
times where the score does feel like it belongs more to a TV film than a
cinematic one but overall its a good effort from Thorne.
The film also features additional tracks by Italian composer and
songwriter Giorgio Moroder however they are sparsley used in the film
but one of them features in the scene where Gus get's drunk with Brad at
the Webscoe office in Smallville. Moroder's music is nothing special
but it doesn't really detract from the film either and it is so rarely
used its almost pointless that it was included but it still has its own
charm even if it sounds very dated as it is mainly just 80s synth
stuff.
FLAWS (Warning: this section may contain spoilers!)
As for Superman III's flaws.....yes there are some to be found.
And to kick off I think as I said earlier in the review that part of the
film's problem is the fact that the tone of it is overly comedic at
times and is a bit too heavy handed when it comes to the slapstick.
This is especially notable in the film's opening scene where Lorelei's
attractiveness sparks off a series of accidents that has one onlooker
crash into another creating a domino type series of calamities. Its a
really daft opening to the film and it really doesn't belong to the
Superman universe and would be more suited to some goofy comedy.
And this brings me onto another stupid scene where Gus hacks into
various computers systems causing chaos everywhere such as people
crossing the street only to have the green and red traffic light men
symbols fighting each other. It is about as stupid and as silly as the
Superman series got up until that point (well until Superman IV came
along that is, which took stupid to a whole new level!) and really have been cut out.
Then there are some plot holes of course and the first one that comes to
mind is why didn't Webster put two and two together sooner regarding
Gus embezzling Webscoe's money??? And he could have figured this out
easy because Gus was given an expenses pay cheque with his name on it,
which has the figure of 85,000 dollars also written on it! So all
Webster needed to do is have his staff check the accounts of their
employees and they could have found Gus out easy without him
unintentionally giving himself away in the first place!
Another daft one is how would Webster and Vera know that Superman would
eventually be able to snap out his evil personae as after he defeats the
evil Supe, he flies off to find the video message of Vera saying "So
you finally have shown your true colours". And this makes you wonder,
do they know he turned back to being a good guy at this point or not???
It doesn't make much sense as you can know for sure they didn't have
any info on just how long the affects of the synthetic kryptonite would
last on Superman! Its not like in that episode of Family Guy where
Peter takes a drug that turns him gay, which is revealed by a doctor to
have a time limit, so the same can't be said with the effects of the
synthetic kryptonite with Superman (well it didn't turn Superman gay for
starters!).
I also felt that character wise, Lorelei, Webster's busty blonde nutrionist, was all over the place in terms of her moral compass. I mean one minute she is giving Webster the info he needs to kill Superman by telling him about Kyrptonite and the next minute she is rooting for Superman III when Webster tries to kill him by launching the supercomputer's missiles at him! So, yeah she is a bit of a mixed character to say the least.
Another thing that bugged me is to do with the scene where Gus turns up at the parade for Superman in Smallville and gives him the synthetic chunk of Kryptonite where Superman feels no ill effects when he takes it. However, isn't it a bit of a stupid idea to try and kill off Superman in front of a FULL CROWD OF PEOPLE??!! Surely it would be better if they could have tried to figure out something else as it is just a bit of high risk idea to try kill off the man of steel in such a public way!
The film also due to some of its deleted scenes being omitted from the
theatrical cut also contributes to one or two moments in the film not
making sense. And as a couple of examples there is the scene when Gus
get's Brad drunk and Brad says to Gus that his nickname in high school
was "the Smallville flash". And in the next scene after Brad passes out
and Gus tries to use the computer but requires another person to insert
the key card to do so, he says to the machine "The Philly flash!" which
doesn't make sense without having seen the deleted scene itself.
And another example is during the fight between the evil Superman and
Clark Kent when the bad Superman goads Clark and Clark says "I can give
as good as I get" but prior to that Superman says something to him to
provoke that response and again it was omitted from the theatrical
release. And I actually remember seeing the version with these scenes
left in years ago on TV and with that they made alot more sense than
without. So for me that highlights a problem with the theatrical cut
itself.
Its also a bit silly how we are lead to believe that they could build Gus's supercomputer could be built from his hastily put together blueprints, which were on loose pieces of paper and even a cigarette packet! Perhaps he drew them up again on a better presentation but if not, its pretty stupid to think that they could work out how to build it from Gus's shoddy blueprints.
And lastly I thought it was a bit stupid as to how the supercomputer did
NOT know that the container of acid Superman brought back from the
plant would be dangerous?! It is a supercomputer after all with I'd
imagine a genius computerised intellect and you even see it analyse the
contents of the container but its analysis reads "Danger level: ZERO"
but surely it must know that acid IS dangerous! Also I find it silly
that even a small container of acid could cause such a massive amount of
damage to a giant supercomputer, which is the size of a very big
house! But hey it is just a plot device used to kill off the machine
after all.
Anyways that's it for the flaws.
SUM UP
So to sum up Superman III for me is an underrated sequel, which got alot
of unfair negative criticism aswell as for the casting of Richard
Pryor but I think the film is alot better than its given credit for as even today its get's alot of hate from fans.
And by no means do I think the casting of Pryor hurts the film in anyway
and his comedic skills are used well in the film. The rest of the cast
also perform very well particularly Reeve, Vaughan and O'Toole.
It also nicely develops Clark's character and shows him to be more
assertive and confident than before and Reeve and O'Toole both share a
nice chemistry together onscreen. In fact the American film critic,
Roger Ebert in his review at the time said the film was missing a big
love story like Superman's romance with Lois. But for me I think
Clark's romance with Lana is a subtler one which doesn't feature stupid
moments like that crap "Can you read my mind?" song in the original film
when Superman flies Lois over Metropolis.
The film also features some excellent optical effects even if some of
them look better than others but I for one still enjoy watching the
missile attack scene on Superman, which is one of the film's
highlights. Also the effect of Superman lifting the frozen lake up and
flying it over the chemical plant is another impressive special effect
worth mentioning aswell.
And yeah OK it does have some flaws as I mentioned above and it has its
fair share of comedic slapstick, which is a bit out of place for a
Superman film and it does harm the film's credibility. However if you
are willing to forgive all that then there is still alot to enjoy in
Superman III and I personally think its a film that deserves a second
look.
So, I will give Superman III a rating of:
8 out of 10
So, that's it for now and I will be back at some point in the near future with yet another post.
Till then bye for now!
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